If this tumblr is a representation of the shit I like then be prepared for a weird, wonderful, musical ride. If you don't like Paul Rudd or Ewoks then alas.. we cannot be friends. I live in a small town, praise jeebus for the internet.
madlori:

I have decided that I will reblog this every time it comes across my dash because it makes me laugh until I think I’m going to puke.
catduelist:

me if i ever get sent to prison
awwww-cute:

Synchronized waking up
  • teacher:
    where's your homework

  • me:
    where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar

tastefullyoffensive:

Joan Rivers on her own funeral. [via]
FML

I see a lot of people in the Northern Hemisphere going on about how early it is to be enjoying all things Fall, Halloween and Thanksgiving.

Here in the southern hemisphere where I work we’ve had FUCKING ADVENT CALENDARS ON SALE SINCE 1ST OF AUGUST. And now there are marshmellow santas, fruit mince pies and candy canes.  O_o

The struggle is real.

iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

(via cuntysupreme)