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Joan Rivers on her own funeral. [via]

I see a lot of people in the Northern Hemisphere going on about how early it is to be enjoying all things Fall, Halloween and Thanksgiving.

Here in the southern hemisphere where I work we’ve had FUCKING ADVENT CALENDARS ON SALE SINCE 1ST OF AUGUST. And now there are marshmellow santas, fruit mince pies and candy canes.  O_o

The struggle is real.


im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

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my dad just told me this story about a party he was at when he was younger. he was quite drunk, and went to go grab a random beer bottle to drink out of. after taking a sip he felt something hit his teeth and his immediate thought was ‘holy shit that was a snail’ and just started vomiting everywhere. then he looked down and saw it was just a bottle cap and i cant stop laughing. he was so certain about it




People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

I want this on a badge over christmas time at my work, I don’t work at McDonalds but in retail where over the holiday period people practically froth at the mouth with rage if they can’t get what they want. I have been in line at a McDonalds at 2am with many other people patiently waiting and one silly woman ranted about how long it was taking and she had been working in retail for 2 years so she knew how bad this service was… I was thinking hey lady we’re all in this service sector together, pipe down! Your big mac is mere moments away!

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