If this tumblr is a representation of the shit I like then be prepared for a weird, wonderful, musical ride. If you don't like Paul Rudd or Ewoks then alas.. we cannot be friends. I live in a small town, praise jeebus for the internet.

I have decided that I will reblog this every time it comes across my dash because it makes me laugh until I think I’m going to puke.

me if i ever get sent to prison

Synchronized waking up
  • teacher:
    where's your homework

  • me:
    where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar